| 1. |
Gain 30 pounds.. This would be much easier and more fun than losing 10. |
| 2. |
Insist on taking everything personally. The world revolves around me doesn't it? |
| 3. |
Lust in your mind, daily |
| 4. |
Always, No not always, Never, yeah never, no not never.. Sometimes okay Occassionally be courteous |
| 5. |
Avoid shooting a nail gun up your nose |
| 6. |
Put things off, in other words procrastinate more.. Begin sometime next year if possible |
| 7. |
Eat,sleep,breath, and void yourself of waste and gases when necessary or fun |
| 8. |
Listen to your friends, then ignore their advice |
| 9. |
Create more than your fair share of carbon monoxide |
| 10. |
Laugh at innapropriate times |
| 11. |
After a couple of drinks go ahead and tell that raunchy joke to mixed company, then regret it the next day |
| 12. |
Pizza - Seize the Pizza Take first and last piece of every pizza all year |
| 13. |
Not pick up your dog's poop. |
| 14. |
Eat McDonalds 3 times a week. |
