Hope your trip to the afterlife was a pleasant one. Please fill out this form below and wait for us to get to you. Your wait time is between 5 to 30 years. Thank you .....GOD
Please do not leave out any details about your life on earth. As you already know God sees everything. Your refusal to come clean will guarentee you go straight to Hell. Now fill out this form and wait to be called and judged!!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUBMISSION TO ENTER THE PEARLY GATES OF HEAVEN.
YOUR LIFE ON EARTH WILL BE LOOKED OVER CAREFULLY BY ONE OF OUR HARD-WORKING ANGELS.
DON'T CALL US WILL CALL YOU!!!!!!!!